I'm afraid my child is going to be that person in a movie theater who talks to the screen and asks loud questions. Despite her tendency to narrate/ask questions through the entire movie, I love family movie night. Tonight we watched Moana and recorded everything E said to the best of my ability. So, here is my transcript of Movie Night: Moana with E:
It's Maui!
Te-fiti cant hear him.
Run Maui run!
I wish I had a fishhook
Lava
Where is Maui? Why is he not in the water?
Why is that a mother?
Where's Maui?
Why did he say 'I'm gonna throw up?'
Why does Moana have a diaper?
Why does she have a necklace too?
She says 'I wanna get the shell'
I see sea turtle spots
Why did the baby sea turtle say that?
Why does his flippers go round and round?
She's gonna drop a she'll
She's dropping shells
WHY is she dropping shells?
Squirt and crush!
Why did the ocean start a big head?
Why did she say that?
Why?
What's that thing?
Why?
Why?
What are those guys doing?
Why?
What do they use?
Why did Pua do that?
Why did heihei get in the fire?
Why did people see Moana?
Haha! Village crazy lady!
She's grown up!
Why did he get a tattoo? Why did he get lots of tattoos?
Woah, that's a lot of chiefs!
That was loud. Her people were loud! Loud.
What was that?
Why did he say that?
Mom, why did some of the darkness get into the coconuts?
What is husking?
Why are they sad?
I like Maui.
Why is he mad?
Why did she throw sticks into the sand?
Why are they sad?
5 toes, 6toes, 7toes, 8 toes, 9toes 10 toes
Why did a kid wave to Moana?
Why did she pick up a stone?
But now she put it back. Why?
Why is she gonna slide?
Why is there a broken place?
What were those puff puff things?
Yes, so bad!
Swim, Moana, swim!
Why did she get hurt on her foot?
Why did he run away from the paddle?
Why did wind knock the boat over?
Gramma tala!
Woah!
She's just a little person and the boats are really big!
Why is she under a boat?
Maui!
Why are some boats ripped?
It's nighttime right?
Wow that's a really bug boat!
How many times?
3 times., right daddy?
Sings in "Hawaiian"
Why did he do it daddy?
That's means their island is...
That's their island!
Some of the darkness!
Mom, I bet a rock's face is like teka
Ready mom?
Nope!
Who?
Why is she dying?
How old?
Why are they all sad?
Why did Maui steal the heart?
Why?
She's taking that one, why?
It's darkness..no it's gramma
I thought it was darkness but they thrower her out into the ocean right?
Where's the fishhook?
Why is it in front of her?
Heihei!
Oh no!
It's unstoppable!
Why are there lots of waves?
Mom, who is gonna help her?
Fog!
She won't be able to see!
No!
In the sand!
Why?
Maybe that's Anna.
Fishhook!
Why was he scared?
1000 years
Thank you!
*sings and dances to You're welcome"*
Why do maui's tattoos move?
*resumes dancing and singing*
Boat snack!
Maui broke!
I could watch that all day
Wonder what they're here for...
How can their boat turn into more boats?
Why aren't they gonna get the chicken?
Escaping!
Run Moana! Run!
Mom, lets have a movie snack while we are watching the movie.
Maui!
Why did Maui say that?
When is gonna stand up?
Why did he pee in the ocean?
That's just a dream.
Where's Maui?
Where's her house?
Run chief tui! Run!
What's the moms name?
Why lalotai?
I can say lalota
Where is their boat?
That's a really high mountain? Why?
Why are there bad guys?
Why?
What's that?
What did he do?
What are haka?
It ate them! It eated them!
Why did it glow when she hit it?
Thanks tree!
What are those?
What's that?
Where is tomatoa's head?
Why?
He's so strong?
Where's the leg that Maui broke off?
Why are there fish?
Why did she say that?
Did you like the song?
Who is gonna help him flip over?
What did his fishhook do?
Is that the way to teka?
Te-ka and Te-fiti are different?
Hey Mom do the thing that Moana just did!
Why is mauis little buddy afraid?
Why is he mad and sad?
My pillow!
When did she say Maui you're so amazing!?
Why are they both sad?
Why is his buddy happy?
When things are too big he knocks them down!
What are those mountains for?
Silly ocean!
He teached her how to sail?
Why is Maui bigger than Moana?
What's a Demi god?
Human god!
Maybe that's Te-ka's smoke.
Is it Te-ka's smoke?
Te-ka!
Te-ka!
His hook tried to stop it from hitting them?
What do the lava balls do, from hitting them?
Why is he sad?
Why is he mad?
What are gods?
Why do hawks have big wings?
Why is the boat still?
When is it gonna move?
No...NO!
Why is it making that glow mom?
Gramma.
Where is her feet?
Where is her feet
Why?
Is the darkness in the voyager island?
Are they dead?
What happens to them in the darkness?
Are they starving?
I can see her feet now!
What does te-ka ruin the boat?
Why did she turn back into a human?
This is a long movie!
Her dad!
They are going backwards?
Why is their boat going backwards?
It's going forward.
Why are all the boats going faster?
They are starving right now, that's why they are pretend dead.
They are pretend deaf.
She got some sand too.
Gramma?
She's not talking.
Now she's going fast.
Is Te-ka going to see her at day, or night?
There's her darkness!
Moana is not starving.
Why?
It got in the place where Moana was going to get to.,
She can shape shift!
Yeah she can.
Go Moana!
She's trying to defeat Te-ka.
She's trying to play with Te-ka. Play!
They made it! Where's Te-is!
Where's heihei?
Why is heihei floating away?
One more hit then her boat is gone.
It she's all rock!
Shark-head!
Why is it not over yet?
The ocean stopped it from hitting her!
Which spiral?
Kapow! Right Mom?
Where's Te-Kas barrier?
*Imitates mauis haka.*
Mauis a little sad right now.
Why?
Where's her feet?
They're going slow. Why?
What does unstoppable mean?
This is not who you are...you know who you are.
Her eyes are still lava, right Mom.
Te-ka.
Trees are growing!
I thought she took a long time.
Why did he say that?
Chee-ho!
Why did he say that?
Where's her flower?
The flower in her hair.
What about the flower her mom gave her?
That's a real island. Tefiti is a real island.
Why is Maui sad?
Why can't we see his hawk foot prints?
Pink flower!
Now there's a new rule. They get to be out in the ocean again.
Her shell. The rock is gonna crack her shell
She's the new chief. Her dad is the old chief. Her mom is the other old chief.
When I die I'll become a hawk.
Let's listen to the credits, and I want to see tanatoa
Mauis fishhook!
Moana necklace!
Mauis necklace!
Moana sail
Flowerband!
Boat sail!
Maui lizard!
Gramma atlas hook
Kakamoras thing.
What's that?
Turtle!
Coral
Kakamora!
Flower!
Maui!
Blow dart in my butt cheek!
Maui fish!
Tamatoa
Moanas boat sail
Moanas shell
Maui fish!
Monster!
Tamatoa!
The drum!
Heart of tefiti!
A flower.
Let's dance!
Come on!
Turtle. Turtle. Squirt and crush, crush and squirt
Fish
Crush
Fish fish fishfishfish
Fishy?
Hammerhead shark!
Pink flower!
More flowers
Flower
Flower, flower, art!
When is this Mom? (Referring to the song)
Flower, flower.
When is this?
I'm the village crazy lady!
We didn't hear it. I'm the village crazy lady.
Flowe, leaf, leaf leaf leaf
What's this One?now what's this one?
Mom, tefiti restores!
Diamond, art, leaf, art, leafleafleafleaf!
Mom, who's that man right there?
There is his leg that broke off.
I would help Tamatoa!
